So, I decided it would be nice to take my mother with me to the big city...bad idea.

We are standing in line at the grocery store and she sees a guy who is all tattoo'd up and is wearing baggy clothing - a stereotypical "gangster".

My mom says loudly: "Honey, is that a gang banger dude right there?"

"WHAT?!"

Mom: "That guy over there, is he a gang banger."

At this point everyone is looking at her in shock, I'm completely embarrassed because I realize she wants to know if he is a "gang member".

I just shake my head and say, "Probably mom,"

She then says just as loud: "Should we get out of this line? Is he going to harm us?"

Yep...time to get out of the line...