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    <title>how high will I rise on the corporate ladder?</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 16:02:24 -0400</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[ManagerSo you're not an expert in your field, but you do an excellent job at managing people. Your social skills are great and you know how to manage your resources. How High Will You Rise On The Corporate Ladder?]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<center><p><font size="+3">Manager</font><br />So you're not an expert in your field, but you do an excellent job at managing people. Your social skills are great and you know how to manage your resources. <a href="http://powersugoi.net/quiz/corporate.php" target="_top">How High Will You Rise On The Corporate Ladder?</a></p></center>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>what DBZ attack am I?</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:41:23 -0400</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Graceful and amazing. You draw your strengths from others and shine brighter than anyone you know. You are easily inspired and greatly inspire others. What DBZ Attack Are You?]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<center><p><img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/powersugoi/quiz/dbzattack/dbzattack_genkidama.gif"><br />Graceful and amazing. You draw your strengths from others and shine brighter than anyone you know. You are easily inspired and greatly inspire others. <a href="http://powersugoi.net/quiz/dbzattack.php" target="_top">What DBZ Attack Are You?</a></p></center>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>what koi variety am I?</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:39:04 -0400</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[You'll probably love genkistar.net. What Koi Variety Are You?]]></description>
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    <title>what kind of anime/manga am I?</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:36:36 -0400</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[You are a ray of sunshine; a glorious combination of hilarious humour and heartfelt tenderness. Although your lighthearted comments may be misunderstood, you are still a favourite amongst your friends. What Kind Of Anime/Manga Are You?]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<center><p><img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/powersugoi/quiz/mangatype/mangatype_comedy.jpg"><br />You are a ray of sunshine; a glorious combination of hilarious humour and heartfelt tenderness. Although your lighthearted comments may be misunderstood, you are still a favourite amongst your friends. <a href="http://powersugoi.net/quiz/mangatype.php" target="_top">What Kind Of Anime/Manga Are You?</a></p></center>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>What dog would I be?</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:30:13 -0400</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[discover your dog breed @ quiz meme]]></description>
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    <title>cliques are back!</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 14:43:47 -0400</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Better back off my Mike Shinoda 
America is overrated 
I love //Japanese// culture. 
i muse. 
Shounen Clique // Dark Mousy ]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<P>Better back off <EM>my</EM> <A href="http://romeo.secret-truth.com" target=_blank>Mike Shinoda</A> </P>
<P>America is <A href="http://www.bite-the-dust.com/afraid" target=_new>overrated</A> </A></P>
<P><FONT face=Verdana size=1>I love //<A href="http://www.geocities.com/kimonoclique">Japanese</A>// culture.</FONT> </P>
<P><A href="http://muse.oddnoxx.org" target=_blank>i muse.</A> </P>
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    <title>&#34;Requiem&#34;-a Sum 41 slash I've been writing^-^Chap.1</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:18:46 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA["Requiem"
By: Trinity Chandler
Fandom: Sum 41
Pairing: Steve/Cone
Rating: PG-13 for now
Chapter 1
I sit here on mybed waiting for you to come back from the bathroom. I hear your footsteps before I see your face.
"Cone," I whisper.
"Steve," he whispers back.
Cone sits next to me. I always notice his blue eyes first. Those luminous eyes. I take in the rest if him. His black, fluffy hair, his lithe and wiry frame. I then see he's wearing a Flogging Molly shirt with black pants and a spiked bracelet.
"I love you,"I tell him,"you're so beautiful."
Cone blushes, making him a lot cuter than he already is. Cone leans fprward amd kisses me gently on the lips. I pull him closer to deepen it. I stroke his thigh as he breaks the kiss.
I pout,"why'd you stop?"
Cone smiles and replies,"I'm saving the best for last."
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<P><FONT face="Courier, Century"><STRONG>"Requiem"</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>By: Trinity Chandler</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Fandom: Sum 41</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Pairing: Steve/Cone</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Rating: PG-13 for now</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chapter 1</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I sit here on mybed waiting for you to come back from the bathroom. I hear your footsteps before I see your face.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Cone," I whisper.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Steve," he whispers back.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone sits next to me. I always notice his blue eyes first. Those luminous eyes. I take in the rest if him. His black, fluffy hair, his lithe and wiry frame. I then see he's wearing a Flogging Molly shirt with black pants and a spiked bracelet.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"I love you,"I tell him,"you're so beautiful."</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone blushes, making him a lot cuter than he already is. Cone leans fprward amd kisses me gently on the lips. I pull him closer to deepen it. I stroke his thigh as he breaks the kiss.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I pout,"why'd you stop?"</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone smiles and replies,"I'm saving the best for last."</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I grin and hug him closer. <BR></P></STRONG></FONT>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>A Rocksater Science Theatre Thanksgiving special!(one part)</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:59:03 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Trinity: Happy turkey day from the crew of RST3k!
(the scene is a traditional Thanksgiving setting; the crew is sitting at the table, eating turkey and other Thanksgiving food)
Mike*looking at Chester and Cone*: We should thank these two for making our Thanksgiving possible....
Cone*blushes*: Uh....
Chester*grins*: Thanks you, thank you....
Donnie*eating some turkey*: How'd you learn to cook this way?
Cone*smiles*: I wanted to learn how not to cook like Deryck over there...
Deryck*pouting*: I do not cook like Akane!
Cone: Then wat about last Christmas? What the hell did you make? It looked like roadkill!
Deryck: SHUT UP, DAMMIT!
Chester*smirks*: Enough....
Donnie: This certainly is a nice dinner...airing out some dirty laundry.....by the way, Mike, I heard you screaming my name while jacking off...
Mike*blustering*: HENTAI! I plead the fifth!
Donnie: You know you like me, hot stuff....
Mike*sighs*: I HAVE a boyfriend, thank you...
Chester*smiles*: Kawaii, Donnie....
Donnie*shrugs*: So....I just got to like Mike...
Chester*grabbing Mike's are possesively*: He's mine, bitch!
Mike*sighs*
Deryck: Let's not start a fight at the table, please....
Steve*grins*: Oh, Cone....
Cone: What now, ecchi-boy of mine?
Steve: Let's get drunk!
Cone*rolls his eyes*: Alcohol is not allowed on the satellite, idiot...
Steve: Oh, yeah....can we make out?
Cone: Not at the table...
Chester*smiles*: Mike, why is that look of disbelif on your face?
Mike: I feel like Tenchi Masaki, that's why....
Donnie: I guess I'd have to be Ryoko....
Chester*giggles*: That means we'd be destroying stuff!
Mike*sweatdrops*: Let's not and say we did...
Donnie*grabs Mike's other arm*: Mine!
Chester: Slut!*slaps Donnie*
Deryck: Okay, everyone.....
Donnie: Prissy bitch!*slaps him back*
Chester: I'm better than you!
Donnie*kicks him under the table*: Shut up, girly-man....
Chester*smacks him*: YOU!
Mike*yells*: BE QUIET, BOTH OF YOU!
*Donnie &#38; Chester stop and look at each other*
Mike: That's better....
Cone*sighs*: No need for gay love....
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<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>(the scene is a traditional Thanksgiving setting; the crew is sitting at the table, eating turkey and other Thanksgiving food)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*looking at Chester and Cone*: We should thank these two for making our Thanksgiving possible....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone*blushes*: Uh....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*grins*: Thanks you, thank you....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie*eating some turkey*: How'd you learn to cook this way?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone*smiles*: I wanted to learn how not to cook like Deryck over there...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck*pouting*: I do not cook like Akane!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone: Then wat about last Christmas? What the hell did you make? It looked like roadkill!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck: SHUT UP, DAMMIT!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*smirks*: Enough....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie: This certainly is a nice dinner...airing out some dirty laundry.....by the way, Mike, I heard you screaming my name while jacking off...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*blustering*: HENTAI! I plead the fifth!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie: You know you like me, hot stuff....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*sighs*: I HAVE a boyfriend, thank you...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*smiles*: Kawaii, Donnie....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie*shrugs*: So....I just got to like Mike...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*grabbing Mike's are possesively*: He's mine, bitch!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*sighs*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck: Let's not start a fight at the table, please....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Steve*grins*: Oh, Cone....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone: What now, ecchi-boy of mine?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Steve: Let's get drunk!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone*rolls his eyes*: Alcohol is not allowed on the satellite, idiot...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Steve: Oh, yeah....can we make out?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone: Not at the table...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*smiles*: Mike, why is that look of disbelif on your face?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike: I feel like Tenchi Masaki, that's why....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie: I guess I'd have to be Ryoko....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*giggles*: That means we'd be destroying stuff!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*sweatdrops*: Let's not and say we did...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie*grabs Mike's other arm*: Mine!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester: Slut!*slaps Donnie*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck: Okay, everyone.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie: Prissy bitch!*slaps him back*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester: I'm better than you!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie*kicks him under the table*: Shut up, girly-man....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*smacks him*: YOU!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*yells*: BE QUIET, BOTH OF YOU!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Donnie &#38; Chester stop and look at each other*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike: That's better....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone*sighs*: No need for gay love....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>FIN</STRONG></FONT></P>
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    <title>Happy Thanksgiving, my faithful readers^-^</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2004 09:32:48 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Happy turkey day.....hope you get plenty of food and annoyomg relative!(I will!)Look at the nice Latin links I provided for you so you can say things people don't understand. Also look at the Swearasaurus to curse in different languages...so no one will know if you cuss them out in....let's say Lithuanian. That's all folks!]]></description>
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    <title>&#34;Redemption&#34; C hapter 15(I'm baaaaack!)</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2004 14:10:39 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A/N: I took a vacation from this fic so I could get some inspiration...can't forget the angst!
"Redemption"
Chapter 15
Cone's POV
I open my eyes and see that I'm in a sterile room with an IV and bandages all over. I look around for Deryck and see that he's sleeping in the chair next to my bed. I poke him.
"Huh?" he asks, waking up.
I smile weakly at him.
"You're finally awake!" Deryck exclaims, hugging me.
"Yea," I whisper.
"You still hurt?" Deryck asks.
I nod.
He strokes my face, contemplating.
"I wonder when you can get out if here...."
I shudder.
"I'm going to get some food. I'll be right back," Deryck says, smiling.
I nod again.
He kisses me than leaves the room. I feel so alone here.
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<P><FONT face="Courier, Century"><STRONG>A/N: I took a vacation from this fic so I could get some inspiration...can't forget the angst!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Redemption"</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chapter 15</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone's POV</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I open my eyes and see that I'm in a sterile room with an IV and bandages all over. I look around for Deryck and see that he's sleeping in the chair next to my bed. I poke him.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Huh?" he asks, waking up.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I smile weakly at him.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"You're finally awake!" Deryck exclaims, hugging me.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Yea," I whisper.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"You still hurt?" Deryck asks.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I nod.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>He strokes my face, contemplating.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"I wonder when you can get out if here...."</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I shudder.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"I'm going to get some food. I'll be right back," Deryck says, smiling.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I nod again.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>He kisses me than leaves the room. I feel so alone here.</STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>A/N: That kinda sucked...</STRONG></FONT></P>
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    <title>I finally got Rock Against Bush vol 1!</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 19:50:06 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I love that cd! It comes with awesome documentaries on Bushand kickass music videos from Anti-Flag and Bad Religion...I love the Alkaline Trio and Offspring songs the best..any opinions?]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<FONT face="Courier, Century"><STRONG>I love that cd! It comes with awesome documentaries on Bushand kickass music videos from Anti-Flag and Bad Religion...I love the Alkaline Trio and Offspring songs the best..any opinions?</STRONG></FONT>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>&#34;Carry on Dancing&#34;-a Sum 41 slash</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 15:59:48 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A/N: This is my second fic....yay! Here's the basics....
"Carry on Dancing"
By: Trinity Chandler
Fandom: Sum 41
Genres: AU, Dark themes, TBA(to be annonced)
Rating: TBA
Disclaimers: I don't own the song 'Carry on dancing", Savage Garden does. 
Pairing:Steve/Cone(Not much of that!)
First Entry from Steve's personal log:
Hi. I just got this thing today and I'm not sure if I even want to keep this. I got it from my best friend, Jayson(or Cone, which he prefers)for my birthday. My other friends planned a big party for me and it was great. I got some good presents too....but the best one came from Cone. Here's a little transcript I made for it, so I won't forget it:
(setting: in my room, sitting on my bed)
Cone(nervous, softly): I have soemthing I have to tell you.....I've been denying it for too long.
Me(curious): What?
Cone(hesitant): Will you hate me?
Me(smiling): Why would I hate you? Is it something really serious?
Cone(glances at me, then sighs): I'll tell you then....(pauses)
Me(wanting to know): What is it?
Cone(looking into my eyes. He takes my hand): I've had these feelings for you....I....love you.
(Cone watches for my reaction)
Me(suprised): I never knew, Cone....
Cone(dejected): You can't love your best friend, can you?
Me(smiling again. I squeeze his hand): I'm not taken. And I've had love for you for a long time...
(Cone smiles back)
Cone(pulls me into a hug): Happy 20th, Steve...
That's the end of it....
I'd have to say, that was the best present. Now let me tell a little about myself. I'm 5", have green eyes and short, spikey blonde hair. I love punk hard rock. I'm usually a loner with few friends. No one really likes how I am.....I'm unique; that's all I can say. I love comedy, horror and action movies. I'm a poet also. I laugh at idiots, Britsh humor and some other weird stuff I'd rather not mention. Anyway, I have a small group of my best friends: Cone, Deryck and Dave. They're.....just plain kickass. Cone is the one I've had a little crush on.....that's pretty much all I'll write now; my wrist is getting tired. 
See you another day.....
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<P><FONT face="Courier, Century"><STRONG>A/N: This is my second fic....yay! Here's the basics....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Carry on Dancing"</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>By: Trinity Chandler</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Fandom: Sum 41</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Genres: AU, Dark themes, TBA(to be annonced)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Rating: TBA</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Disclaimers: I don't own the song 'Carry on dancing", Savage Garden does. </STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Pairing:Steve/Cone(Not much of that!)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>First Entry from Steve's personal log:</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Hi. I just got this thing today and I'm not sure if I even want to keep this. I got it from my best friend, Jayson(or Cone, which he prefers)for my birthday. My other friends planned a big party for me and it was great. I got some good presents too....but the best one came from Cone. Here's a little transcript I made for it, so I won't forget it:</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>(setting: in my room, sitting on my bed)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone(nervous, softly): I have soemthing I have to tell you.....I've been denying it for too long.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Me(curious): What?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone(hesitant): Will you hate me?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Me(smiling): Why would I hate you? Is it something really serious?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone(glances at me, then sighs): I'll tell you then....(pauses)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Me(wanting to know): What is it?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone(looking into my eyes. He takes my hand): I've had these feelings for you....I....love you.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>(Cone watches for my reaction)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Me(suprised): I never knew, Cone....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone(dejected): You can't love your best friend, can you?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Me(smiling again. I squeeze his hand): I'm not taken. And I've had love for you for a long time...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>(Cone smiles back)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone(pulls me into a hug): Happy 20th, Steve...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>That's the end of it....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I'd have to say, that was the best present. Now let me tell a little about myself. I'm 5", have green eyes and short, spikey blonde hair. I love punk hard rock. I'm usually a loner with few friends. No one really likes how I am.....I'm unique; that's all I can say. I love comedy, horror and action movies. I'm a poet also. I laugh at idiots, Britsh humor and some other weird stuff I'd rather not mention. Anyway, I have a small group of my best friends: Cone, Deryck and Dave. They're.....just plain kickass. Cone is the one I've had a little crush on.....that's pretty much all I'll write now; my wrist is getting tired. </STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>See you another day.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
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    <link>http://www.digitalexpressions.nu/diary/spike_chan/Writing%20my%202nd%20fanfic.../1109715/</link>
    <title>Writing my 2nd fanfic...</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2004 06:05:17 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I have an idea for my second fanfic....of course, it'll be in thr Sum 41 fandom and angsty(I can't write fluff-_-). 
Here's the gist of it:
One of the band members gets raped by someone close to them and it affects the band largely(this is acttually alternate universe)
Any suggestions to future fics?]]></description>
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<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Here's the gist of it:</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>One of the band members gets raped by someone close to them and it affects the band largely(this is acttually alternate universe)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Any suggestions to future fics?</STRONG></FONT></P>]]></content:encoded>
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    <link>http://www.digitalexpressions.nu/diary/spike_chan/Untitled%20Entry/1107859/</link>
    <title>Untitled Entry</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2004 21:30:44 -0500</pubDate>
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    <link>http://www.digitalexpressions.nu/diary/spike_chan/My%20Gaian%20avatar%3A%20New%20%26%20Improved%21/1107493/</link>
    <title>My Gaian avatar: New &amp; Improved!</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2004 12:15:59 -0500</pubDate>
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    <link>http://www.digitalexpressions.nu/diary/spike_chan/A%20special%20rant%20report%3A%20Gay%20Marrige%21/1106290/</link>
    <title>A special rant report: Gay Marrige!</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2004 20:22:55 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Trinity reporting in on PT News.....here's our liberal commentator, Spike Chan. Spike Chan, how do you feel about Proposal 2 passing?
Spike Chan: To answer your question bluntly. Trinity, it fuckin' pissses me off. Gays are humans as well and the government doesn't control them.
Trinity: I see....
Spike Chan: I mean, whay do they think, next they can control when I can piss?
Trinity: Calm down, Spike...
Spike Chan(in a deep voice): Big Brother's watching you....
Trinity(sighing): Okay, then.....anything else, Spike? 
Spike Chan: I'm not done....let me saty one final thing: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID MEDDLING BASTARDS!(throws a sarin bomb and it explodes)
Trinity(taking cover): That's our special report....
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Trinity reporting in on PT News.....here's our liberal commentator, Spike Chan. Spike Chan, how do you feel about Proposal 2 passing?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Spike Chan: To answer your question bluntly. Trinity, it fuckin' pissses me off. Gays are humans as well and the government doesn't control them.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Trinity: I see....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Spike Chan: I mean, whay do they think, next they can control when I can piss?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Trinity: Calm down, Spike...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Spike Chan(in a deep voice): Big Brother's watching you....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Trinity(sighing): Okay, then.....anything else, Spike? </STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Spike Chan: I'm not done....let me saty one final thing: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID MEDDLING BASTARDS!(throws a sarin bomb and it explodes)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Trinity(taking cover): That's our special report....</STRONG></FONT></P>
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    <title>Bush won......and Kerry.....conceded.....</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:55:30 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[You've heard it already. Bush won.....four more years of hell for the US of A.....*bitter*I'm sooo proud to have such a WONDERFUL president...thank you for hearing my rant....I'd rather have Kerry for president...]]></description>
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    <link>http://www.digitalexpressions.nu/diary/spike_chan/Election%202004%3A%20Who%20will%20win%3F%20Your%20opinion%20and%20vote/1104478/</link>
    <title>Election 2004: Who will win? Your opinion and vote</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2004 18:28:02 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Live from DE, this is Trinity^_^
I voted for the Libertarian party, voted NO on Proposal 2 and voted NO on Proposal 1. My reasons are obvious if you view the content of my journal....I support gay marriage and am a liberal....that's all I can say^_^;;;;]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<P><FONT face="Courier, Century"><STRONG>Live from DE, this is Trinity^_^</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I voted for the Libertarian party, voted NO on Proposal 2 and voted NO on Proposal 1. My reasons are obvious if you view the content of my journal....I support gay marriage and am a liberal....that's all I can say^_^;;;;</STRONG></FONT></P>]]></content:encoded>
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    <link>http://www.digitalexpressions.nu/diary/spike_chan/%26quot%3BRedemption%26quot%3B%20Chapter%2014/1103550/</link>
    <title>&#34;Redemption&#34; Chapter 14</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 17:47:44 -0500</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A/N: I strike again......and I feel plenty angsty. This is going to be a bumpy ride, so hold on........
"Redemption"
Chapter 14
Deryck's POV
I rush over to Cone and lift the cabinet off him. I glance around and notice Steve has disappeared. Con'e covered in blood, with needles marring his perfect skin. I gasp and gently pull him from the wreckage. He's barely breathing. I start to carefully remove the needles and glass. As soon as I'm done, I rip piceces of my clothes off to stanch the heavy bleeding on his arms and face. I touch his face, hoping he sees me.
"Deryck?" Cone whispers, in pain.
"What?"
"I'm sorry......," he says, his blue eyes shining.
I pull him close and just hold him, hoping help will come. I silently pray.
A few minutes later a nurse comes in and sees him. She immediatly calls for help and he gets torn away from me as they take him to the ICU. I silently follw them into the waiting room and hope they can help him......]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<P><FONT face="Courier, Century"><STRONG>A/N: I strike again......and I feel plenty angsty. This is going to be a bumpy ride, so hold on........</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Redemption"</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chapter 14</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck's POV</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I rush over to Cone and lift the cabinet off him. I glance around and notice Steve has disappeared. Con'e covered in blood, with needles marring his perfect skin. I gasp and gently pull him from the wreckage. He's barely breathing. I start to carefully remove the needles and glass. As soon as I'm done, I rip piceces of my clothes off to stanch the heavy bleeding on his arms and face. I touch his face, hoping he sees me.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"Deryck?" Cone whispers, in pain.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"What?"</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>"I'm sorry......," he says, his blue eyes shining.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>I pull him close and just hold him, hoping help will come. I silently pray.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>A few minutes later a nurse comes in and sees him. She immediatly calls for help and he gets torn away from me as they take him to the ICU. I silently follw them into the waiting room and hope they can help him......</STRONG></FONT></P>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>A Rockstar Science Theater Halloween! Partt 1</title>
    <dc:creator>spike_chan</dc:creator>
    <pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 22:13:02 -0400</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Hello everyone and welcome to the Halloween speacial non-MST episode of RST3k! I hope you have a good scare and get lots of good stuff^-^
ROLL CALL!
MIKE!(I'm going as Kenshin....)
CHESTER!(MOON PRISM POWER!*giggles*)
CONE!(I'm Death. Bow before me!)
DERYCK!(I'm that alien from Alien! RAWR!)
DONNIE!(I'm just your normal hijacker.....)
STEEEVE!(I'm a stripper just to make the others horny.....^_~)
*opening scene....discussing what to do. They're dressed and ready.....*
Steve*snickers*: You look nice in that fuku, Chester.....
Chester*pouts*: What?! At least I'm not wearing a kilt.....
Mike*drawing his katana*: Quit bothering Chester.....
Steve*sultry*: You just want a free show....
Cone*smirks*: You're making Death horny^_~
Mike*disgusted*: That brings a bad image......
Chester*heaves a mallet*: HENTAIS!*bashes Steve, Cone and Mike over the head*
Donnie*grins*: You guys are just too funny.....
Deryck: What are we standing here for? Let's have some fun!
Chester*giggles*: Okay, then, smartass....what do we do?
Deryck*grins*: I say we do some pranks......
*everyone is just smiling evily at each other....*
Mike: Oh, Chester......I have to show you something...
*Chester follows Mike into a dark room.....*
Chester*suspicious*: What?
*Mike slips into the shadows.....*
Chester*getting freaked*: Mike?!*looks around*
*suddenly.......*
Chester*screams*: AHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!
*something is crawling on him....a spider(it's a huge but harmless one)*
Chester*panicked*: MIIIIIKE!*whiny*
*Mike turns the lighting up a bit*
Chester*angry*: MEANIE!
*Mike is now visible, smirking*
Mike: It won't hurt you.....
Chester*panicked, near tears*: Please, GET IT OFF!
*Mike swats the spider off his back*
Chester*crying*: You're mean!*slaps him*
Mike*sighs*: It was just a prank, babe.....
Chester*angry*: You know I hate spiders.....
Mike*smiles*: Come over here, I won't hurt you.....
*Chester moves closer when......*
BANG!
*Mike is shot in&#160; the chest, spilling blood*
Chester*panicked again*: MIKE!*rushes over to him* WHY?!*cradles him*WHO DID THIS!!!
*Now he's dying......(actually he's good at faking death) and Chester is sobbing*
Chester*furious*: I will avenge you!
*Mike's dead......for a few minutes....as Chester turnd his back, Mike rises like a zombie, moaning theatrically*
Chester*still oblivious*: Where are you?
*Mike jumps on his back, pretending to bite his neck*
Chester*shrieking*: AHHHH! GET OFF ME!!!!!!*throws Mike into a wall*
Mike*smiling, back to normal, laughing his ass off*: That was priceless......
*Chester just stares, speechless.....then it hits him*
Chester*furious*: I HATE YOU!*kicks Mike in the groin and runs out of the room, bawling*
*the others come out of their hiding places*
Cone*snorts*: That was awesome!
Deryck*remoresful*: We shouldn't have done that....
Steve*grinning*: What are you talking about? That was great!
Donnie*sighs*: Deryck's right.....
Mike*rolls his eyes, struggling to get up*: I guess I should apologize.....after all, I scared the hell out of him....
Deryck: You better do that.....he hates you right now as it is.
*Mike walks out slowly and searches for Chester....he finds him in a darkened room*
Mike*concerned*: Chester?
*he looks around and sees various torture insruments*
Mike*a little scared*: Chester? I'm sorry, really.
*Chester steps out of the shadows, smiling bitterly*
Chester: Yeah, right. Like I'd believe you....
Mike*confused*: What's that in your hand?
*Chester's hand becomes visible......it's his heart(NOT!). Mike sees his bloody body shambling towards him*
Chester*whispering*: You get what you deserve.....*he falls down, faking death very convinnceingly*
Mike*eyes wide*: NOOOOO!*goes into hyserics*Chester....
*Chester looks up, grinning*
Chester*smirking*: I'm not dead, Mike, relax. It was just a joke to get you back.
Mike*sighs in relief*: You scared me there for a second....
*Chester snuggles up to him*
Chester: That was a cruel joke, though....was it your plan?
Mike*stroking his face*: It was everyone's except yours....
Chester*sighs*: You're a bunch of assholes.....
Mike: We can get back at them....trust me. I have a plan......
END OF PART I!
What will happen next? Will Chester get back at them? Will he not wear a short skirt? Who knows? Stay tuned for Part II!
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<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>ROLL CALL!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>MIKE!(I'm going as Kenshin....)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>CHESTER!(MOON PRISM POWER!*giggles*)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>CONE!(I'm Death. Bow before me!)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>DERYCK!(I'm that alien from Alien! RAWR!)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>DONNIE!(I'm just your normal hijacker.....)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>STEEEVE!(I'm a stripper just to make the others horny.....^_~)</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*opening scene....discussing what to do. They're dressed and ready.....*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Steve*snickers*: You look nice in that fuku, Chester.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*pouts*: What?! At least I'm not wearing a kilt.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*drawing his katana*: Quit bothering Chester.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Steve*sultry*: You just want a free show....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone*smirks*: You're making Death horny^_~</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*disgusted*: That brings a bad image......</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*heaves a mallet*: HENTAIS!*bashes Steve, Cone and Mike over the head*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie*grins*: You guys are just too funny.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck: What are we standing here for? Let's have some fun!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*giggles*: Okay, then, smartass....what do we do?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck*grins*: I say we do some pranks......</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*everyone is just smiling evily at each other....*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike: Oh, Chester......I have to show you something...</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Chester follows Mike into a dark room.....*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*suspicious*: What?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike slips into the shadows.....*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*getting freaked*: Mike?!*looks around*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*suddenly.......*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*screams*: AHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*something is crawling on him....a spider(it's a huge but harmless one)*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*panicked*: MIIIIIKE!*whiny*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike turns the lighting up a bit*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*angry*: MEANIE!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike is now visible, smirking*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike: It won't hurt you.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*panicked, near tears*: Please, GET IT OFF!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike swats the spider off his back*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*crying*: You're mean!*slaps him*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*sighs*: It was just a prank, babe.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*angry*: You know I hate spiders.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*smiles*: Come over here, I won't hurt you.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Chester moves closer when......*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>BANG!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike is shot in&#160; the chest, spilling blood*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*panicked again*: MIKE!*rushes over to him* WHY?!*cradles him*WHO DID THIS!!!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Now he's dying......(actually he's good at faking death) and Chester is sobbing*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*furious*: I will avenge you!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike's dead......for a few minutes....as Chester turnd his back, Mike rises like a zombie, moaning theatrically*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*still oblivious*: Where are you?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike jumps on his back, pretending to bite his neck*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*shrieking*: AHHHH! GET OFF ME!!!!!!*throws Mike into a wall*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*smiling, back to normal, laughing his ass off*: That was priceless......</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Chester just stares, speechless.....then it hits him*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*furious*: I HATE YOU!*kicks Mike in the groin and runs out of the room, bawling*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*the others come out of their hiding places*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Cone*snorts*: That was awesome!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck*remoresful*: We shouldn't have done that....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Steve*grinning*: What are you talking about? That was great!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Donnie*sighs*: Deryck's right.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*rolls his eyes, struggling to get up*: I guess I should apologize.....after all, I scared the hell out of him....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Deryck: You better do that.....he hates you right now as it is.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Mike walks out slowly and searches for Chester....he finds him in a darkened room*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*concerned*: Chester?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*he looks around and sees various torture insruments*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*a little scared*: Chester? I'm sorry, really.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Chester steps out of the shadows, smiling bitterly*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester: Yeah, right. Like I'd believe you....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*confused*: What's that in your hand?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Chester's hand becomes visible......it's his heart(NOT!). Mike sees his bloody body shambling towards him*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*whispering*: You get what you deserve.....*he falls down, faking death very convinnceingly*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*eyes wide*: NOOOOO!*goes into hyserics*Chester....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Chester looks up, grinning*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*smirking*: I'm not dead, Mike, relax. It was just a joke to get you back.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*sighs in relief*: You scared me there for a second....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>*Chester snuggles up to him*</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester: That was a cruel joke, though....was it your plan?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike*stroking his face*: It was everyone's except yours....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Chester*sighs*: You're a bunch of assholes.....</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>Mike: We can get back at them....trust me. I have a plan......</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>END OF PART I!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Courier><STRONG>What will happen next? Will Chester get back at them? Will he not wear a short skirt? Who knows? Stay tuned for Part II!</STRONG></FONT></P>
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